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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Metal rattling ]

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Here's the plan,
Alan Dracula.

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We're gonna sit here
for however long it takes,

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wait for one of those
weird pod things to fly by,

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and as soon as it does,
we hijack it for ourselves,

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ride it back to
wherever it came from.

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Passengers get a number
somewhere

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before waking up
on the train,

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and I'm guessing the pods
will lead us there.

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And then [sighs] I'll find
a way to get a number.

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[ Zapping ]

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I'm serious.

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Now that Jesse is gone...

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Look. [Sighs]
You're all I've got.

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I need you to be ready.

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No turning into stuff
that'll slow us down,

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like a snail
or a broken car or...

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You know,
once I get my number,

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it -- it means I'm eventually
gonna leave the train,

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and I don't think
I can take you with me.

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[ Snorts ]

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Even if I could, you wouldn't
be happy out there.

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Getting off the train
is my journey.

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It wouldn't be fair
to force you to leave.

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This is your home.

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♪♪

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You're not my pet.

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You're my friend.

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You know that, right?

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Aw.

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[ Whirring ]

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Huh?

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Uh! Ugh!
[ Metal screeching ]

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Aah! Ah!

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Glad-One: Which is my 16th
favorite kind of giraffe

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you'll see on the train.

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Sad-One: Necks are kind of
weird, right?

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Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

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Ugh!
Huh?

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What's going on?

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-Ugh.
-Aaaaaaaah!

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Glad-One:
Please remain in your pod.

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Uh! Aaah!

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[ Roars ]

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Aaaaah! Aah!

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-Wait!
-Aaah!

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Glad-One:
Please return to your pod.

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Come on, Alan Dracula.
Get comfortable.

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Thank you for returning
to your pod.

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Ugh.
Ugggggh!

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Greetings, passenger.

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If you're watching this,
it means we've run into

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an unforeseen problem,
but not to worry!

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For every problem,
there is a documentary!

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Ugh!
Give me a break.

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We're now on route
to the Tape Car.

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Off, please.

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This is where
all the magic happens.

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And by magic, I mean
numerical algorithmic judgment.

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Ugh! Just saying it makes me
warm and fuzzy inside

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because very soon,
your pod's gonna get fixed,

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and you'll be sent back
on your way.

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Too bad you're asleep,
and you'll never hear this.

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Hmm, I suppose
this documentary is more for me

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than anyone else.

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Maybe it's time
I stopped.

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Yes, do that!

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Instead, I'm gonna guess
what Atticus is doing right now.

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Ugh!
One -- barking.

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Two -- rolling over.

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Three -- he's dead,
a pile of dog bones

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on the side
of a long-forgotten road.

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Four --
he's only playing dead,

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a pile of not bones
on a not-forgotten road.
La, la, la, la, la, la,

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la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la!

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♪♪

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[ Snoring ]

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[ Trumpeting ]
We're here!

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What?
Don't get excited.

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It doesn't look
very special.

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Ugh!

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♪♪

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Fun fact -- the Tape Car
is the only car

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where the universe
is projected on the outside.

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It's what's outside
that counts.

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Ah, the robot's
out of his mind.

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♪♪

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What? Uh...

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Um...

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♪♪

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Ah! Aaaah!

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Ooh! Ugh.

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[ Gasps ]
Ah!

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Alan Dracula!

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♪♪

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[ Chuckles ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Ah!

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[ Bang! Clang! ]

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[ Snorts ]
Ugh.

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You okay, Alan Dracula?

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Ugh.

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Ugh.

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What is this place?

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Uh!

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Ah! Ah!

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[ Bleats ]
Shh!

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Hey, don't eat that.

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Hmm?

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[ Indistinct voices ]

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Mom, this one!

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That's a bearded dragon.

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Mom, this one!

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That's a bearded dragon.

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Do you need some help?

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No, I can do it.

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Do you need some help?

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No, I can do it.

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It was an accident!

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Honey, I told you not to...

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It was an accident.

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Honey, I told you not to...

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What is this?

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Ah!

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[ Beeping ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Beep ]
Uh?

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[ Beep ]

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♪♪

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They...
don't care about me.

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Hey, weirdo!

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Come on, Alan.
Let's keep moving.

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Aah!
[ Gasping ]

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Alan, stay back!
[ Gasping ]

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Alan?
[ Gasping ]

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[ Moans ]

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No!
Aah! Aah!

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Ah, ah, ah, aah!

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Whoa! Oh!
Sorry!

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Aaaaah!

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[ Clang! ]

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Ugh.

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[ Gasps ]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Exhales ]
When all this is over,

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you and Jesse are gonna
laugh about this.

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This will be funny.

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[ Whirring ]

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♪♪

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Whoa.

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♪♪

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Ah, thanks!
I can do 8:30.

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This proposal is
ridiculous.

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♪♪

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[ Whirring ]

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♪♪

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Yes!
Uff da!

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I better get a smaller number
than that.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Ugh. Sorry.
I need this more than you.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Indistinct, fast talking ]

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Come on!
Hurry it up!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Huh?

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[ Gasping ]
Ah!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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No!
I'm here!

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Give me a number!

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Ugh!

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Listen to me!

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You don't think I deserve
a number, do you?

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Well, you gave a number
to some lady

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who was sad
about her dead lizard!

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How is that fair?!
What?

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Do I need a sad-lizard story?

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Is that it?

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Ughhhh!
Look at me!

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I am a person!

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I deserve a number!

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Aaaaah!

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[ Banging ]

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Ugh!

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Aaaah!

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Aaaaaah!

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[ Panting ]

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Aaaaah! Ugh!
Agh!

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[ Panting ]

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♪♪

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Aaaaah!

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Huh?

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[ Gasping ]
Aaaah!

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Oof.

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Ah, ah!

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Aaaaah!

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Glad-One: Hello!

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I'd appreciate it if you'd stop
breaking everything.

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Sad-One: Unless you want me to
start writing your obituary.

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♪♪

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[ Clanging ]